two men on a train.

Man 1: I think I would like to get a hot dog when we get off the train.
Man 2: You know, speaking of hot dogs, I was very confused when I first came to America. Oscar Meyer is a department store where I'm from, here, it's a hot dog company.
Man 1: Yeah? I didn't know that.
Man 2: I'm a big fan of ballpark franks.
Man 1: Nah, they're too chewy. I'm an Oscar Meyer man myself.
Man 2: You would hate hot dogs in the Phillipeans.
Man 1: Why's that?
Man 2: They've got this real thick skin.
Man 1: Oh. (pause)
Man 2: You should have seen my dad when we first came to America. He was really upset by the American hot dog.
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: This is our stop. I think I'll get some coffee as well.